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For anyone seriously considering this: don’t. Forcing water inside your body can cause an embolism and kill you.
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Enemas are perfectly safe
Enemas use gravity for pressure alone which is maybe a couple of psi max. Household tap pressure can be 50 psi or more. Not the same thing at all!
I’ve been using a showerhead enema wand for a long time. Water escapes out your anus long before causing problems internally.
Thats not the same as hooking up a pressurized hose and blowing high powered water jets into soft tissue.
Showerhead enema wands are very common and safe. I’ve been using one for a long time. Water escapes out your anus long before causing problems. Also, you seem to be under the impression that it’s full vlast or nothing. All of these come with their own valves, and use adjust the pressure before inserting it for your own comfort.
“You can’t justify it not being dangerous from your personal anecdote when you use it on low pressure!”
I was once extremely constipated, and laxatives weren’t helping. I took a 3 hour shower and more or less pressure washed the damn blockage out of me. Even on high pressure, enema wands are not a safety concern.
So this is meant to clean a “showerhead nozzle”?
Since this is the ideal shape they came up with, does that mean that the human penis is perfectly shaped to clean showerhead nozzles?
Hmmm.
Y’all have never heard of a douche?
I was sure this was fake but nope, it does exist: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lolynie-Tabuy-Bathroom-Handheld-Aluminum-Shower-Head-Nozzle-Cleaner-Flushing-Cleansing-System/14159951083
In Texas, you’re not allowed to have 6 or more of these. Texas Penal Code Title 9, Section 43.23 (f)
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My collection only consists of products that goes in the anus, but now I want one where the anus goes in the product.
You want underwear? I can get you underwear even pink by noon.
I only wear chaps while going commando. But thanks for the offer.
Car, house, boat, tent… The list goes on
It’s for pre-butt stuff so there’s no stuff in your butt before you start stuffing stuff in your butt.
This apparently requires stuffing, so it’s the pre-butt stuffing for the later stuffing stuff.
Most poetic
The design is very human
Yes. I also have three holes there.
Interesting you didn’t mention the stainless steel. Silver surfer?
This is something my grandmother would have had and actually used it as a normal shower head and thought nothing of it.
The design is very human.
Sold by “top drawer essentials”. They’re not even trying anymore.
“Cleansing system” in other words it will curl your toes and cross your eyes.
… being clean & dirty at the same time …
