• hansolo@lemmy.today
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    I’ve killed this man 47 million times already.

    Eaten by plants and dragons.

    Burned alive in lava and flames.

    Crushed by rocks.

    Dropped from the clouds.

    Drown. Drown. Electrocuted. Drown.

    Touched ever so gently by a turtle.

    Does he need more?

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    1 day ago

    Silence, plumber. The woman is in another hold.