The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that’s actually funny, guns, and Harleys.
– The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2
Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.
If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.
my copy of das kapital says bisexual women
You got a misprint
i’ll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired
You have to though you’re bipedal.
I’M BIPODAL PERVERT
I’ll grab you some crutches
I know it’s fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most “progressive” part of the world which for him was the west
The best thing about that is that “the west” is such a nonsensical designation for a location on a globe.
Kind of, but his later works indicate he had developed a slightly more nuanced view than the thought experiments and basically meme understanding of non-european cultures that his earlier works inherit from Smith and others.
I hope the Indians whom he told to abolish their culture can appreciate that
What work was that?
It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.
This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:
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Can any Germans confirm?
“Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern.”
- Karl Marx
One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.
“Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunist:innen, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, eine:n Protagonist:in von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonierende zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spieler:innen.”
Fixierte es für dich
As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it
Guess who explicitly said he wasn’t a Marxist?
Karl Marx
“Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks
I thought that was feminism?
No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production
You mean the memes of reproduction?
Either that or I meme the means of production, we’ll never know
Everything on the internet is true
- Abraham Lincoln
He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.
I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.
- Abraham Lincoln
He did say that one. A buncha times.
Your mom said that one. A buncha times.
You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.
I was going to make a joke about it actually being lord byron, but then his daughter did say some pretty prescient shit on computer science.
Engels was the OG wokester
10/10 full Marx.
Tits are now woke guys. It was only a matter of time
