You’ll have to present the perfect weather to play golf each and every day for the rest of your life.
You WILL will be facing lifetime in jail without parole when the weather does not live up to it /s
This, but unironically
how… exactly, does this make America great again?
sounds like a rim job for the righteous
That’s exactly what they mean when they say “make America great again.” It’d be great for them to be mangods
you there, what temperature does this read?
“What temperature does Trump want it to read?”
you’re hired!
Maybe : meteorologists should now give serious consideration that the psychic power of sharpies on maps can alter storms.
I think I am funny, then remember how fragile science really is
the federal government told agencies they aren’t required to use the essay questions for hiring or promotions
I was gonna say, they can ask all they want but the person doing the hiring doesn’t have to give a shit. In fact, I’d put ass kissers on the bottom of the list. This will be a big deal when at some point the top is filled with MAGA.
Banana republic shit.