‘Portugal can fuck right off’

• cartologist probably

lol…same when I started out!

Good work, there should be a feature on your smartwatch app that pauses automatically when you’re stopped?

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

So, the garlic was there because we bought a 3L tin of olive oil, we would get loads of bread from school and drank wine

We were culinary students, so the wine was ‘necessary’ and since we had to make a choice about spending money we spent it on olive oil, garlic and wine.

A solid career investment, if you will.

Student at university shared the 2br. house with 4 other dudes, in Poughkeepsie NY in the mid 90s, 2 who lived there originally had the bedrooms, me and one guy got the dining room we dividend with furniture, milk crates & curtains… everyone had a good time in the living room hearing me and one of my dates fucking…like the entire crew and their friends lined up like judges at a field sporting event

The bathroom was always wet… every surface

the boiler would often shut down, freezing us…most of the time on the weekends when we couldn’t get it running again

prostitutes would walk up to our door

the oil pipe to the boiler leaked outside

2 dogs & a snake as well, nothing in the fridge except garlic and weed (how my friend paid for his college tuition)

Nonono…the biking is the coping mechanisms!!! (I had a v. high stress job)

Buying gear is for dopamine, silly person…

neither one will, they’re just waiting for their target income stream to be met, then they’ll vote for it

Yup, that sounds right…I think what I was trying to convey is that once you start thinking about upgrading your gear be careful - it gets silly quickly!

Also, the Doc told me: ‘as far a s coping mechanisms go, this is a good one’

great for the mental health!

Have fun!

Nah man, you’re at the beginning

Get an app to keep tabs on your progress (in the beginning just worry about distance, not time). Try to be consistent (I used to ‘commute’ to work…started with 20 min, ended up 1.25h 5x per week).

The fun part is starting to figure out what gear you need, then try and not go broke… Bike Nash are has some really good deals, and also go to the same bike shop for all your repairs and once they see you for awhile they’ll know not to upsell you recreation gear.

Keep it up and one day, you’ll wake up with a flat stomach and eat whatever the fuck you want.

training, conditioning (more than a month) routes, gear (you’d be surprised an how much you gain from new wheels, for example)…oh…and age?

Basically be comfortable where you are right now, you just started. Set yourself up for incremental and sustainable gains, the when you are able to try and hit the higher speeds.

IM DOING MY PATRIOTIC PART!

Because he wants to super obliterate it!

I think they need to dominate the US first…

otherwise it’s just the fucking around for profit until they get bored

:( I’m just a permanent resident, so my signature doesn’t count

Nonono, the “NATO standard” is face down, ass up, cheeks spread.

Thanks for the summary, wish he would have had that during the vid

That’s a nice bird.

Uh, oh…this looks familiar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars

I want it in my dick hole

…for SCIENCE!