like for real what the fuck, my tomatoes were doing great all summer and then all of a sudden some mite pieces of shit get BLOWN IN ON THE WIND? and nothing is fucking killing these fuckers. I’ve drenched all the plants with permethrin based shit that claims to kill spidermites, NOTHING. I drenched them in this shit that specifically says it’s a miticide and fungicide with like tau fluvolinate or what the fuck ever in it. NOTHING. I tried a different permethrin spray, nothing. I bought a bottle of this spinosad shit that also advertises killing spider mites, NOTHING. like literally not even any visible impact whatsoever.

nobody needs to tell me about neem oil because I’m not going to out out there and physically remove all these mites and shit and I really doubt neem oil is going to do shit when I’ve already basically gassed these plants like they’re Germans in the great war with some INCLUDING oil based smothering agents and it’s done fuck dick all

I should have just bought and unleashed thousands of predatory mites but at the time it was like “wow that would be like 50 fuckin’ dollars, these tomatoes ain’t worth that” but now the mites are all up in my fucking peppers, rosemary, and my fucking lemon tree too

real talk where are all my fucking ladybugs at? this house was full of the fuckers over the winter, aren’t they supposed to be out there EATING THESE MITES?