• ODGreen@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    Lactose is my lover who turned toxic but who I can’t cut out of my life. Every now and again I send em a “u up”, we reconnect, I end up with my asshole hurting. Wait am I still talking about lactose?

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      5 hours ago

      You know lactase pills exist, right? They’re usually over-the-counter and should be cheap enough for an “every now and again” indulgence.

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        2 hours ago

        Yep, I’ve been using them and it helps a lot. It’s a good idea to try em for anyone who has issues with dairy. But sometimes it’s a bit more than that, like a milk allergy.

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          1 hour ago

          An allergy is definitely the point at which I’d say that the tasty food really isn’t worth it anymore …

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      6 hours ago

      How do you know when someone murders vulnerable individuals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha ha