ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前Poor salmonlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1757arrow-down111
arrow-up1746arrow-down1external-linkPoor salmonlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前message-square35fedilink
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·3 天前Because that’s the color you turn before you mate
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-23 天前Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
minus-squareturdcollector69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 天前Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die. Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 天前 silver lining Again with the word choice!
minus-squaregrimpy@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 天前what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 天前SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 天前Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 天前Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 天前Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
Because that’s the color you turn before you mate
Still involves the fish dying
Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.
Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
Everyone loves lox
Again with the word choice!
what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
Death by Snu Snu
Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.
Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)