keepin’ the ‘if’ in tariffs!

Have I Got News For You on CNN manages to sneak in some real news amongst all the joking around

The Almighty White Worm has spoken!

The Frog was intensively terrorizing!

dear lord, ICE ain’t nice!

Roy Cohn lives, unfortunately

The Great White Worm has spoken!

Yes! Leave our friends & neighbors alone!

or some sort of insect stalled in its larval stage

because the White Worm is all-powerful!!!

brought to the shores of the USA by the Grand Larval Loser

what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir

• chainsaws!!!

“The president of what?” -line from ‘Escape from New York’