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I know this is a joke but wouldn’t the thing to do be simulate the trading first?

Tell it that it has 59 grand and ask it how it should invest. Pretend it has and monitor the stock

I use a tts that does that by itself and you know what I meant so I don’t fucking care. This one I hand typed. Don’t fucking bother me about how I do or do not 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 swear thanks.

Using Amazon , I’d love to stop using Amazon but unfortunately amazon has killed all competing stores in my area so if I want a product that’s more specialized than s*** you would find at an old timey General Store I’m out of luck

I think if you wanted to train a raccoon you’d be better off starting with a baby one and hand raising it

This is like a fact that you’d hear from the portal 2 “Fact sphere”

Did you consider holding your hand over your shoulder

Stop me if this doesn’t make any sense at all but I’m not a proponent of AI I don’t really support it because of it’s associations and the goals of the people in charge of it. That said I will occasionally play with an AI just to see what it’s capable of and how it’s development is coming along because unfortunately I can’t just make the technology go away.

I’ve arrived at the conclusion that it’s pretty terrible for most things. I asked it how I could make my copy of Minecraft always open to a certain Port when I hit the open to LAN button.

It literally made up a jvm argument that wasn’t real and then later admitted that it just guessed.

My point is I’ll mess with it a little but it’s kind of a know your enemy thing.

One thing I do like about it is that it’s better at analyzing than generating which is a common theme. If I feed it a big long crash log it can usually tell me what happened reasonably well or enough that I don’t have to spend as much time f****** around digging through the logs, also if I’m getting obscure Windows errors it can generally comb through shitloads of Random microsoft support form b******* and point me in the right direction. I think the technology has uses it’s just that they’re different from what everyone is trying to use it for and that’s a real damn shame isn’t it

Any upstanding pervert can come up with a strip club but it takes a special kind of repressed creepiness to come up with Hooters if you ask me.

I wouldn’t be caught dead ordering food from a service like uber eats. The amount of distress that you would have to inflict upon me for me to even consider Uber Eats would be insane.

Purchasing a meal from ubereats means suffering an obscene markup that means it will always make more sense for me to go myself.

Here’s a hypothetical scenario to illustrate:

In-store price for a meal: $20

On Uber Eats:

Restaurant might mark it up 15-30% → $23-$26 just for the food, that’s not so bad, buuuut…

Plus delivery fee (say $4) + service fee (say $3) + tip (say $3) → total $33-$36

That means you’re paying ~60-80% more than going to the restaurant or picking up.

In some cases (especially for smaller meals or chain fast-food), the total jump can exceed 100% more just because you don’t want to drive ten minutes down the road.

Oh and that’s ignoring the fact that they might do something insane like eat your food or throw it into the bushes or drive around in a circle serving other people and wait for you until the end so by the time you get it your food is stone cold.

Basically the only excuse that I will accept for Uber Eats is if you suffer from some kind of physical disability that actually prevents you from leaving your home.

That is the most insane solution that I can think of. I’m afraid to ask what would happen if they updated the California cancer law. Would companies start adding Trace Amounts of carcinogen? Probably, based on what I know about our " literally the worst parts of cyberpunk and none of the cool s***" world that we live in right now.

When I was a little girl Sam was my spirit animal.

I really liked iCarly it’s a shame to look back and be freaked out by the interests of the show’s creator.

Nobody could have envisioned that the rise of the Machines would have been this f****** stupid.

Well if D&D is gone what do I do with my friends on Monday night huh?

Bad news, every s*** hole suburb in america’s packed with these things and the golden retriever ass white people living there probably aren’t going to be aware of this or care.

I always encourage downcoting abf blocking Ai slop comics.

This one is probably AI because the cat book randomly changes in one panel

Great-grandpappy really did love “hentai girls” 4 through 7

Mr Elon people are worried about how unsafe the Tesla is what should we do.

Elon, ripping an enormous line of coke: “oh I’ll give them something to worry about”

Actual American public transit is when you ask it for public transit directions and your phone shoots you with a small caliber bullet

There was a time where I worked for a park that had a rose garden and honestly f***** Rose Garden they are an immense amount of work just for “uwu pretty flower”

I hate how it blames me and shows me their dumb little alien I didn’t fuckin do it