I’ve been daily driving Ubuntu for at least 16 years. I miss when Ubuntu had Windows style Start Menus and barely functional entertainment software.

I don’t care about specific distros, I chose Ubuntu because I liek purple

I got stuck in the factory stage, but I highly reccomend it. It has a very unique charm to it.

Limeys taking Ls like usual

I only shit on company time on principle.

Using my own toilet to drop a log just feels wrong.

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I use it, and I like it. As a casual computer user, it suits every need.

It also feels a lot more stable thanks to being maintained by a professional corporation, rather than some neckbeard in a basement.

My top songs are:

1. Random Chinese song that showed up in my algorithm

2. Vtuber song

3. The fucking Halo theme

4. Mongolian throat singing

5. Song from the anime Zombieland Saga

My friends forbid me from using the AUX.

Yyyup, that’s the smile of a woman who wears bats as necklaces.

Grove Street 4 lyfe

Someone hasn’t seen Ghost perform unplugged.

Machamp

Vance works for me

I just discovered the remake of Car Seat Headrest’s Face To Face album after sleeping on the original when it came out in 2011.

God damn, why am I getting these feels? I’m not even gay and I’m all like >tfw no bf

Pendejo Time.

Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.

The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.

My favourite bit:

https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y

Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.

I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.

My seed has become so powerful, I’m banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.

I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won’t accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.

Do not underestimate the power of crystals.

Just saying, I’ve never had a virus with Temple OS.

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

I know nothing about this, except that the pink girl looks, acts and sounds exactly like mori calliope.

Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.

I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?

Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.

But how many balls does it have?