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The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

616 gallons per flush.

Yea I thought about that 5 minutes after posting. 1970s Boeing was competent.

I’ll take “Things not built by Boeing” for 800, Alex.

Well don’t keep me in suspense! What was her answer?!

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn’t he?!?"

Good one! I didn’t see that coming!

We’ve been using Master/Bater down at the church.

I’ve never played these games but after 16 I’m starting to think they are gaslighting us with the word “Final”.

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I’d link to the article but it’s a nightmare.

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I’m not sure what that is. HR?

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

I have never gone to Joe Rogan or Shane Gillis for any kind of information and they’ve never made me panic. I go for a laugh and if I’m not laughing I’m not watching. These guys are self professed idiots.

Edit: My most down voted comment! I’ll take it and stand by it. An article complaining about what comedians say as if it is an agenda for a corporation makes no sense to me. It seems I truly do have an unpopular opinion; and I really do appreciate a down vote as much as an up vote.

Jesus Take The Wheel

I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can’t resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

My Casio watch calculator has none of those symbols so I don’t think it is so simple.