Carl [he/him]

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Cake day: January 29th, 2025

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  • FTA

    The original PlayStation 5, colloquially referred to now as the PlayStation 5 Fat, was equipped with 825GB of internal storage, of which approximately 650GB was accessible to the user, depending on system updates and other variables. The shift to the PlayStation 5 Slim introduced numerous enhancements, including an increase to 1TB of storage, providing the user with approximately 850GB of available space (subject to similar factors).

    The CFI-2116 revision, also known as “Chassis E,” marks the return of the 825GB SSD, which Sony advertises on the new packaging. Consumers are losing close to 200GB, or 24%, of usable, high-speed storage with the latest revision. You could argue that 200GB isn’t a lot, and that’s true in a way since some AAA titles — specifically, Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War — are pushing over 300GB of installed size. But under normal circumstances, 200GB should be enough for one or two games.

    Seems like Sony has a bunch of 825GB hard drives sitting around to me.


  • Still playing Void Stranger. It’s hard as balls, I was beating rooms in about two to five minutes, now it’s taking me ten to twenty.

    It’s good money for content though. I’m at hour twentyish and the end still isn’t in sight. I like that you can close out at any time and not lose progress so it lets you take it at your own pace.

    there's lots of secrets in this game, you should play it blind if you can.

    I learned there’s a second chapter! The second chapter is hard mode! And at some point they did an ARG or something that added an EX mode that’s even harder to the game!?

    chapter 1 ends in a triumphant race to the finish after you get all of the metroidvania items and you can crush every single level in the game like it’s nothing. You fight a boss, then make a breakneck sprint to the final level, and get the first main ending.

    It’s really unsatisfying, but I think that’s intentional. The game seems to indicate that the main character passed her quest on to her adoptive daughter? I still haven’t seen all the cutscenes for this part yet tho so maybe that’s not it.

    Anyway after blitzing the end of chapter one you’re onto chapter two and none of the metroidvania items are in the same place that they used to be, even though some things like the shortcuts are the same as before.

    I know that there’s other endings beside the main one (I found two of them!) but once I beat the main story path I’m just gonna look that shit up cuz I want to finish this game and get on to its sister ZeroRanger.






  • Genuinely for like a decade PC gamers watched as the games that were popular on console dragged the whole fukken industry down. Valve was infamously forced by Microsoft to charge money on 360 for a map pack that was free on PC, games went from letting the user simply drag and drop files into a “mods” folder to being locked down and all the code obfuscated to prevent mod development, and the games themselves got shorter and shallower chasing the trends that AAA devs pioneered in their race to get money from dudebros who only played Halo and Call of Duty.

    Yes all of this was capitalism doing its thing but consoles were undoubtedly at the forefront of all of the enshittification happening at that time which is why people like me came to absolutely loathe them the way that mobile games are loathed for pioneering shitty practices now.



  • One of the first cultural wins for the modern right was switching the average apolitical person’s view of who the most annoying people in politics were. For a long time it was right wing Christian groups, but some time during the Obama era it became progressives.

    And like all right wing viewpoints, it was completely disconnected from reality. Groups who’ve never had any political power in their life became widely believed to be running society, and things that have never happened became believed to be happening everywhere and be those groups’ fault.



  • Started Void Stranger last night, only a couple hours in and it’s already got one of of my favorite game mechanics of all time, when

    BIG spoiler

    I realized I could mess with the UI and teleport to different floors/give myself lives. What a great fourth wall break, absolutely incredible thematically and mechanically holy shit. Unfortunately you cannot give yourself 2807 lives, I tried that and it just ended up being 28.

    I got a few of the hidden mechanics and story beats spoiled for me by a Super Eyepatch Wolf video but that doesn’t mean that the first ending didn’t absolutely hit, it’s just so fucking tragic and good and experiencing it is so much better than watching a video about it.

    Now I’m in fully uncharted territory tracking hints, strange wall symbols, and lore tidbits in my own notepad doc. I saw this weird cutscene with a statue that hard reset all my progress, but it barely mattered because I’ve got a list of shortcuts so I was able to speedrun my way back to where I left off.

    On that note “speedrunning” is what I would call a major theme in the gameplay, since there’s a lot of stuff that sends you back and if you want to maintain your sanity you’ll be figuring out ways to go faster and faster. It starts with coming up with more efficient puzzle solutions, then you’ll learn about shortcuts that let you skip two dozen or more floors, then you’ll learn about game mechanics that go even faster than that.

    It’s a brutal game but if you experiment you can figure out hidden mechanics long before the game actually tells you about them and it’s a great feeling (although sometimes you’ll skip way ahead to a floor with a monster you don’t recognize because you skipped the tutorial for it and you’ll have no lives and it will just wreck you instantly).




  • I grew up on N64, IMO Star Fox 64 and F Zero X are among the greatest games ever made.

    Final Fantasy series

    FF6 and 7 are both fine starting points, SNES and PS1 respectively. FF Tactics is also a great game from the PS1 era, but best thought of as its own thing because aside from some visual designs it doesn’t share much in common with the other FF games.

    Also you should give Dreamcast a try! It’s technically a generation later but emulation for it is really mature so it can run better than PS1 on some computers. Space Channel 5, Crazy Taxi, Jet Set Radio, Power Stone, Samba de Amigo, Skies of Arcadia, Resident Evil Code Veronica, uhhhh Rez and Ikaruga and I guess Shenmue is cool too