Since when does the government pay Planned Parenthood?

I wish all bathrooms were like this. It would be so much easier for me as well as so many other people.

My Neighbor Totoro and Castle in the Sky.

I regularly mowed my neighbor’s lawn during their time in treatment since they had almost no energy for it. Sometimes I would make soup, but if you are going to cook, find out what their food restrictions are first.

I didn’t get it. Either I’m dumb or of the wrong generation. Help please?

There is also a tax on when the speakers are not in use.

Cash

Wait until she bites down…

You. Look. Fabulous!

It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn’t afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat’s meow.

I’m still waiting on an XKCD that references #936 with the fact that we soon as we have reliable, functional quantum computing, all of the passwords from before that point in time will be completely and utterly broken. That the only way to make a password that a quantum computer would have a tough time breaking is if it was made by another quantum computer. Unless of course the comic has already been made and I just missed it, which is a complete possibility because this year for me has been utterly crap.