I used Jira and Confluence in a previous job. Let’s just say it’s one of the reasons why I was so glad to change job.

As you mentioned, his idiotic MAGA followers have the memory of a goldfish, and Trump bet on them forgetting his promise like they forgot all his other promises.

All the orange utan normally had to do is to declare that something will happen in two weeks, then two weeks later, everybody has forgotten.

But not with the Epstein thing. For some reason, the MAGA morons seem to latch onto this pedo thing a lot harder than onto anything else their cult leader threw at them and they don’t let go.

your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.

If your doc thinks that, change doc.

In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor’s office, even one I’ve never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.

Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂

My feet however… Well no, I don’t have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it’s either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can’t scratch that can last for up to 3 days.

Or get amputated.

The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling “more than 100%” naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It’s a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.

The blackmailer in chief at the moment is Pam Bondi: she has the goods on Trump, so she’s essentially untouchable. Trump will never fire her the way he fired Noem, even though she desperately needs to be ousted and to quit defiling the DoJ.

Just to get at that fucken bitch - and flush Trump out of the White House also - I really hope this story is true and whoever downloaded the files hands them over to the oversight committee and takes away her ability to use the incriminating evidence she’s sitting on to protect herself.

As a long-time cat lover, I’ll tell you something else I witnessed: when a female cat is in heat and too many tomcats are waiting for their turn, sometimes one tomcat ends up mounting another out of frustration and overexcitement - and it usually ends up in a nasty reaction from the tomcat being mounted, but not always.

So cats are not just polyamorous when enough hormones are flowing.

They’re probably also preparing for the time when their own customers switch to AI too and stop needing Atlassian altogether.

Those of us blessed with common sense know that the POTUS is a fucking pedo and Epstein’s top co-conspirator. But now the evidence is starting to circle around him real close!

What’s most amazing about it is, with any other POTUS, this would have been career-ending a thousand times over already. Remember Clinton’s BJ? But no: for some unfathomable reason, the raging orange pedo is still president.

Shame on the GOP elected officials for allowing that. If it was truly the party of family values and Christian value they claim it is, they would not allow Trump to soil the White House a minute longer.

If a Senator can and is willing to use an AI in their efforts then why would we need to elect that Senator?

Every morning after taking a dump, I admire my work floating in the bowl for a second before flushing. And each time I think that turd is probably more useful and more competent that the vast majority of congresscritters and senators. And if you think I’m exaggerating, there are bombs dropping in Iran that should have stopped dropping 6 days ago that say I’m right.

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Oh yes please!

And since you’re at it, make it possible to pay without having to go through the EMVCo monopoly too (Visa, Mastercard).

Let him “vibe-code” himself into a problem, then tell him you can’t fix the mess he done did.

It’s part of Europe the same way a divorced dad who moved out is still part of the family.

Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.

Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”

Can you repeat the question? I can’t hear a thing with that damn rock-n’-roll racket…

Computer architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.

Extra sociopathic point for by finding the exact person who made your shoes in the third world country sweatshop and bringing them over on a work visa to work for you as a shoe-tyer

Surely that involves ordering a black man to do it for you using the N-word.

Food Is Better In Europe Than In The US

This was 96.4% true until the UK left the EU. Now it’s 100% true.