Neither. Trick question.

I’d choose the secret third option:

The cyanide pill.

Terrifying.

Yes. It was during the early Nazi period.

And almost zero countries accepted.

This sounds like the time Germany asked the world if they wanted to take some Jewish refugees.

Before, in the olden times, the internet was just a bunch of random websites and forums and IRC AND USEnet.

Now it’s, “Where SHOULD I GO to be seen others and be validated?!?!”

I sound old. And I am. But,

I just thought the fediverse was going to be free of corporate/advertising/tracking shit-show.

If it isn’t going to be free of corporate bullshit why be here instead of Instagram or Twitter or Facebook?

What is the difference? None.

I used to care. But now? I don’t care where people go on the internet. Why be invested in fediverse if the fediverse is just another FaceBook?

They will take everything and shit on it.

What’s the point in being here if the corporations are coming here?

“but with its currently starting commercialization”

Wait. The fediverse is going commercial?

Misread. My apologies.

water scarcity is going to be a huge problem in the near future.

How near?

I take comfort in getting older and getting closer to being dead.

I can barely wait. The comfort of nothingness is a great help.

True. Once you ignore all the bad things, you only see good things.

Don’t. I mean a lot of people came here to escape advertising.

Or oil and corn and meat and dairy.

Maybe don’t use Facebook or any other site that does this?

I’ve been told this is an unreasonable solution.

How can you “still” judge me after six minutes? Give it 10. Then we shall see.

“mass request”

Goddamn it!

No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.

Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.

Pirate “services”?

Being alone is not bad.

And a crowd seems like the loneliest place.