Yeah, like it’s a joke

But it’s a lazy and bad joke

They made a documentary about the making of the game that included a segment honoring the member of their team that joined up with the OUN and got perforated in Bakhmut

There never was a mask

Can’t say I’m surprised, but for fuck’s sake

It’s gonna get called a bug and ignored because epic Azov big chungus heroinos

Well, he has his family and stuff

I guess I’ll just have to step up the Anti-Musk posting

Which is gonna be hard because I am more of a commenter

Get ready for some z-tier blood and titties

Somehow it’s even buggier than the original games, which is an accomplishment

Destiny’s writing always bounces between Cryptic Bullshit and lol meme and it’s kind of the reason I love it

That and nothing feels as nice as dropping some space magic on some space jerks

Also, it’s funny how many people wanted Nimbus to die instead of Rohan

It’s basic buddy cop shit, the rookie always outlives the guy who’s a week from retiring

It’s hard to sell nerds on magic basketball

It was my first Ace Combat game and I still love it

Also, whenever I get stressed out this usually starts bebopping around in my head

Time to reset this twisted game and return everything back to zero!

Not enough skeletons. Dreck C-

There are too many skeletons, please eliminate three

PS I am NOT a crackpot

Still remember when one of the devs joined a Nazi Brigade and got ventilated in Bakhmut

They went and made a documentary about how great he was

Fuck them Nazis

Natural side effect of games becoming more like jobs

I have to appreciate the hustle

Huh

I honestly don’t remember any of this shit

Then again, my memories of the modern Tomb Raider games are swirled with my memories of the Uncharted games so that might be the explanation

Apparently doesn’t brush his teeth either

For our next game, I already have my Minotaur investigator all started out

I’m gonna see how long it takes them to realize the name on the sheet is Cow-lumbo

I usually enjoy tanks, but I am also hopelessly drawn to mechanically unusual stuff

The most fun I’ve had in a tabletop game was when I played an investigator in Pathfinder

I knocked out a bunch of dudes with my sap, broke down the big bad with a detailed psychological analysis and proved a bunch of goblins didn’t burn down a warehouse by noticing the real culprit rode a horse (Pathfinder goblins are terrified of horses)