Bei Problemen mit Windows googelt man das Problem und findet eine einfache Lösung.

Bidde, was???

You mean old Ubuntu?

Endlich werden die Kiffer durch Rechte geschützt!

Und ein Polizist je 5 Kiffer dabei zum “Absichern”.
Das war sicher entspannt!

It’s not very sophisticated and has no error handling, but I only run it locally…

#!/bin/bash
echo -e "\n...READING NEWS...\n"
yay -Pw
echo -e "\n...UPDATING MIRRORS...\n"
sudo cp /etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist /etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist.backup
sudo reflector --country Germany --latest 5 --sort rate --save /etc/pacman.d/mirrorlist
echo -e "\n...UPDATING REPO PACKAGES...\n"
sudo pacman -Syu
echo -e "\n...UPDATING AUR...\n"
yay -Syu
echo -e "\n...ORPHANED PACKAGES...\n"
pacman -Qtd
echo -e "\n...PACKAGES NOT IN ARCH REPO...\n"
pacman -Qm
echo -e "\n...NEW CONFIG FILES...\n"
sudo find /etc -name *.pac*
echo "DONE 😊"

#Dependencies: yay, reflector, rsync, noto-fonts-emoji 

Your opinion seems to be immutable.
But I’m not rolling over.

In München könnte ich mir das vorstellen.
In Berlin ist doch die Hälfte der Polizisten privat auf der Party.

I do.

Every time I install a package, or once a month.
I use a script that shows new Arch news messages, updates the mirrorlist with the fastest mirrors in my country, updates repo packages, updates aur packages, then prints created .pacnew and .pacsave files as well as orphaned and dropped packages.

Your mom jokes are like photons, they never get old.

A digital photograph is also a render from data, change my mind.

This, but unironically.

According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.

I mean… That’s spot on.

Sounds like an average day on feddit.

Call Microsoft about a bug and tell me how well their support works for you.

Pretty well, actually.

Do you want cats on your desk? Cause that’s how you get cats on your desk.

I fixed a boot issue from the grub command line for the first time.

What the fuck is “fruit essence”?

The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.