Maybe not exactly “dogshit” but I really liked the Dave Mirra Pro BMX games, they’re really janky THPS knockoffs but the trick modifier system was neat and the clunky physics and ragdolls in 2 can be hilarious. There was a multiplayer mode where you took turns trying to make the most painful crash which is the pinnacle of comedy to a ten year old

And I thought the first remake was uninspired

Urbosa

That’s-a spicy progesterone

Psycho Mantis?!

…you’re that ninja

I’m them. I’ve been them. I will continue to be them.

gimmie Buck Bumble 2 dammit

I liked Yu-Gi-Oh as a kid but dipped out before synchros were a thing but learning about all the crazy shit that came after is fascinating to me

They really had zero concern for power creep and the mechanics are so stupid lmao

The game went from fusions that were worse than their materials to one turn pendulum combos

🎶when a fire starts to burn, there’s a lesson you must learn🎶

🎶something something then you’ll see🎶

🎶 you’ll avoid catastrophe 🎶

DAMN SON, WHERE’D YA FIND THIS

price inflation*

some doohickey*

*latest fads

I have a soft spot for the weird Fenders. Bass VI, Offset Special, Marauder, Meteora, Sixty-Six, Performer, etc. The Performer is really neat to me, it was an attempt for Fender to compete with brands making superstrats in the 80s and looks kinda like a traditional Stratocaster and a BC Rich got trapped in the teleporter from The Fly together and has a locking tremolo and 24 fret neck which Fender almost never do and I’d love to have one but they’re pretty rare and expensive. Solid body electric guitars from brands that mostly make acoustics like Martin and Ovation are neat too

hasn’t played guitar really at all this year after having a couple hand injuries

still develop a special interest in weird obscure guitars

They won and I got a cute hat!

go M’s baybeeeeee

aww c’mon Bam I ain’t tryin ta get my dink sunked, ya know I don’t got time fer that

It actually is lol