LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]
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8·4 days agodysphoria
Shaved and ahhhhh my skin is so awful I wanna cry
I saw the scene from one of the sequels on TV at a friend’s house once where he and some bad guy are shooting at each other with super silenced Hollywood ass pew pew pistols in the subway nonchalantly while everyone around them doesn’t notice anything and I cracked up and was like “c’mon man”
2·8 days agoidk why but “Tully toggle” gets me every time
It has come to my attention that there is a major league baseball pitcher named “Dicky Lovelady”
That is all
It’s me, I’m area enby
REPORT: area enby with lifting logbook at gym not fucking around
The Dear Hunter is so good
Relistened to The Color Spectrum recently
Casey is such a great songwriter
spoiler
Thought about it some more and yeah, pretty sure I’m in love
I can’t imagine my life without this person but it’s overwhelming and complicated and
They’re poly and already have two partners who are both really cool and I’m also friends with but idk how that’d potentially work since I really don’t think I’m poly and I get really attached to ppl I fall for
confused emotionally
lol shit, I think I’m in love with my best friend? Has anyone ever realized that they’re in love platonically? The idea of our relationship becoming romantic is weird and daunting to me and we’re more like really close siblings that aren’t related but I think I realized the other day that I really deeply love this person and could easily see myself living together and being affectionate but not necessarily romantically? idk
Nothing makes a guy go from
“dang he’s kinda hot” to 
“please stay away from me” like seeing him get pissed off and demonstrate how he has no healthy coping mechanisms or emotional regulation other than throwing a tantrum
“y-you too”
indirect genital piercing reference shitpost joke
Canadian drag queen named Princess Alberta
also would add a recommendation for T.R.A.M. and Mestis
Covet might be up your alley too
Piglet
Giraffes? Giraffes!
The Samuel Jackson 5
Tera Melos
tummy hurty
Homemade pizza