Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

Have you talked to the Council? They normally have officers who sort shit like this out.

Did you literally jump into bed together the first night and do the deed or was there still a period of “wooing” (for want of a better term) before it was actually consummated?

Yeah, I’ve taken drugs, too.

I think finding out I don’t like tea was what finished her off tbh.

I think my catchphrase has to be: “To be honest, I just cannot be arsed”

United Kingdom too, but I hate tea! We’re a complex people…

As a British person I agree with your second point. Everyone should use Greenwich Mean Time which is obviously the correct time. Even if it means that noon is in the middle of the night for some people.

I’m blind in one eye so find it hard to judge distances and gaps. As a result I find it easier to back in, especially if I am doing it between two parked vehicles, because I can judge it more easily using my wing mirrors.

Why the hell am I being downvoted here?

I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

Porn you found in hedges. It was a big part of growing up in England back then, trust me.

I’ve done 20 every night for about 40 years, don’t think I’m gonna change now

No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with ‘blown to pieces’.

Whatever you did when you were 6, and however terrible it was, you were SIX. You were too young to really be responsible for your actions. Stop beating yourself up about it and keep on being the good person you obviously are nowadays.

In the UK in the 1970s we were shown cross sections of male and family reproductive organs and copied pages out of a textbook about the essential mechanics. I can’t remember any discussion or moral guidance in the slightest. But then at that point I was well into my ‘hedge porn’ stage so that’s how I really educated myself.

Democracy is only appropriate when the society in question is willing to accept the results of a democratic vote. If divisions in the society are so ingrained that this doesnt happen, then democracy doesn’t work.

That’s fine. I’ll make do with Florence, then. (but I’ll be dreaming of Angelina)

Sorry Angelina has been promised to me for about 20 years.

Florence Pugh continually