No you don’t understand, Mexico is going to pay for, sorry I mean, China is going to pay the tariffs.

Isn’t every number divisible by 7?

And to be pedantic, some men have uteri.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

Fine. But how long did he dance? Let’s stay focused on the important issues here.

It would have been cheaper if Kubrick hadn’t insisted on filming on location

Pump Up the Jam is an anagram of Jam Up the Pump

This meme was posted 35 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam

But does it whip the llama’s ass?

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 Distro

Never seen Zuckerberg or Musk, I take it?

I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

That is pretty funny how they implied that Musk is a human.

Dumped prime years ago and never missed it. Here’s a secret: they will keep offering you 30 day free trials. I think I’ve had it five times now since I stopped paying.

Donald Trump can’t plausibly deny that he is entirely unqualified to be president, yet here we are.

can’t claim he knew nothing about extremist Project 2025

You sure about that?

I’m pretty sure Biden has immunity and can do whatever the hell he wants. At least that’s what the Supreme Court told me.

Neither men nor women are allowed to sell their organs. I’m not throwing any shade on Senator Harris for her question, but I’m not a Supreme Court Justice and I thought of that example immediately. He’s not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Some choice quotes from Vance:

“I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole … or that he’s America’s Hitler”. “I’m a ‘never Trump’ guy. I never liked him.” “My god what an idiot.” “I find him reprehensible.”

Unlike Zoidberg, Krieger is not the medical kind of doctor.