Stop fucking texting and driving.

Same here, I spent hundreds of hours in the first. I’m itching so hard for full release I just want them to be done so I can give them my money.

Please yes, get her the fuck out of here.

Another thing that works really well is buying old when it comes to some tools.

I have a handful of 80 year old Stanley planes that are all the same quality as the expensive Lie Nielsen options, but I got them for about 50 bucks each.

Good for them. I would too if I could afford it or had a college degree.

I’m sure it’s possible to find older versions of the Alto games but recently they added forced video ads.

Let’s see how long the Deck battery lasts after 7 years. Luckily the batteries in both are replaceable.

Same, I used to eat it quite a lot as I was trying to move to eating less meat, but it has made me feel like shit the last few times I tried it.

And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.

I may sound old, but I still use Pandora and it has been one of my best avenues for new music and artists for the last 15 years I’ve had my account. It knows my tastes very well at this point and the recommendations are almost always spot on.

Finally, my time to shine.

I have gotten two sets of drifting Joycons replaced for free. If you are in the US make sure to check out their support page.

Yes

Yes, where is my god damn District 9 sequel?