These are pretty sturdy, for sure.

One plant I killed was a mamey sapote, and another a blood orange. Both were plants that I grew from fruit that I ate. It was a bummer since I’d had both for over a year.

I apologize for robbing you of lifespan.

I used to eat so many of these. I probably reduced my lifespan by a good 5 years.

Underpecs

I just killed the fuck out of two of my plants and now I see this. Well, at least my coffee is good.

Everyone else at the table did, too.

Oh lord that osis

I’ll allow it.

This is especially important with people in the back seat. I don’t care if thaw the law allows people to sit in the back seat without a seat belt on, you’re still wearing one. I don’t need a human meat missile taking my head off if we suddenly stop.