BRB, moving to Denmark.

No, they aren’t. At least not in their current form.

Does it count as boycotting if I use the service for free with an ad blocker?

Most of them can’t read.

You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

I’ve always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.

I wish I was sitting on my ass. I’m too busy working 50-60 hour weeks.

And roughly where are you located?

Remember to sanitize those scissors by briefly holding them above a candle.

If there’s one thing Texas does well, it’s barbeque.

I worked for a catering company that was looking into making a bid on a contract at a for profit prison company in California. The bosses had the chef put together a 7 day sample menu. He shows it to me and asks for feedback. This guy put stuff like quinoa and salmon on there. I just started laughing. I couldn’t help it. He askes what was funny and I asked him what the food cost was. Apparently no one thought to ask or had a clue what a typical prison meal consisted of. He just sort of assumed it would be around 6-7 dollars per meal. The contract was for 87 cents per meal. That’s right. The prison wanted 3 meals per person per day for $2.61. To be fair, there was also a flat fee but it would barely cover the cost of delivering the meals and the additional staff required to produce them. For it to be worth it to the owners, we would have had to produce those meals for about $1.50 per person per day. You don’t get to serve roasted salmon with quinoa salad at that price point.

I’ve got a lightly moldy week old ham and cheese sandwich that might be more popular than Trump.

Same. I’ve never been a Kimmel fan but I love freedom of speech and hate Disney so it was an easy choice.

This article could have been one, three-word sentence. “They were invited.”

If you’re OK with elderly people starving to death and dying from infected wounds to make a point, you can fuck right off.

Um… I work in elder care. If my team strikes 80+ will die.

Great shading and I love the hair.

I can’t be old, the 80’s were only… Oh no…

Generally, when it comes to genres that I dislike, I cannot tell the difference between good and bad.

Is it to normalize National Guard use for law enforcement?

Ding ding ding! We’ve got a winner.