Jesus Christ… That was only January? Ive aged 5 years since then.

This comment is total fucking bullshit.

I’ve been vocally boycotting Nintendo for a few years.

My knees disagree.

Same here but 12 year old me also wanted to be a ninja when he grew up.

This kind of thinking certaintly won’t contribute to that changing.

He is not just strealing other people’s creations. He is also giving them incredibly lame names.

Another crime.

No, that’s not a thing that happens.

I disagree. The consequences are worth it.

I get more compliments on this shirt than anything else.

None of them know how to purchase clothes that fit.

This is definitely false. I used to smoke celebratory cigarettes regularly.

BRB, moving to Denmark.

No, they aren’t. At least not in their current form.

Does it count as boycotting if I use the service for free with an ad blocker?

Most of them can’t read.

You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

I’ve always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.

I wish I was sitting on my ass. I’m too busy working 50-60 hour weeks.