This is a dumbass comment ngl

Neck beards never work

I’d have to say ‘So Whatever’ by Nicole337

Ive only ever heard from third parties that spaceX sucks to work for because they way over work you. Idk if thats actually true. But this kind of thing makes me wonder…

Cigar lounge. May be kind of random but if you are into cigars/dont mind trying on there are always tons of dudes there of all ages. A great place to meet people and just chat

Pineapple? Don’t insult the burger like that

Good. Fuck them intel macs

Its not apple exclusive. I have it on both my macbook and windows computer

I actually really like this…

Or, open up a can of man and down that sushi. I have trained my body to handle whatever I put into it. Gas station sushi no longer affects me negatively.

Kesha would make a great dommy mommy (DMs open if you are kesha)

I worked in the produce department at Jewel-Osco for some time. It was when I peaked in life. We never gave food away to anyone. It was either sold or found its way into the trash compactor. Kinda sad to waste so much food. But I was so lost in the produce sauce that I couldnt even process it

This is the america that god intended

I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

Ah, more ads. Exactly what the consumer asked for, right?

Thanks for hearing me out, I really needed that. Have a good rest of your day broski

My main point that I would like to get across here: my back muscles > your mom

Please note that there is no part of this were the two are equal.

My back muscles are bigger than your mom

I first had an old (forgot which year) Dell Latitude:

Usually what I do is just stop eating/barely eat at all. Keep this up for weeks and weeks and you will lose weight fast. And its easy. Its less work to do this than to workout or change your diet (in a different way). You can also distract yourself so you don’t focus on the hunger that you feel. Give it a shot and lmk