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Nono you don’t get it, she wanted to be the horse.

Your brain on liberalism, folks, I give you exhibit A:

Didn’t that site shut down?

Dw you don’t gotta tell me, I blocked that shitbot months ago.

I’m afraid your thought process is a bit unclear with this one. What’re you referring to???

Frfr… people who can’t move on from HP are so fucking pathetic because they’re climbing over each other to tell you how they’re obsessed with some totally mid books written for a primary school reading level. It’d be weird even if the author weren’t an insane fascist.

…its [sic] my one single escape from reality.

What, have you become incapable of reading another book or something since HP dropped? Sounds like a rough existence tbh.

Don’t worry mate, your alibi’s rock solid on this one.

idk fam, posting online about going to protests you’re specifically saying shouldn’t be peaceful seems like it’d be questionable opsec tbh

I’m not calling you out or anything, I’ve used it myself in the past before I found out myself, but apparently “glowie” has a pretty racist etymology, referring to Terry Davis’s rants about “CIA n***ers that glow in the dark”

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she just don’t miss.

What gives you the impression that she isn’t?

Becky please… lemme smash

I got blue

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Bro really just forgot women exist

Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.

Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.

Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).

Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?