Why does the boneless guy still have teeth, and presumably a jaw to keep them neatly in a row

This is Trump we’re talking about, one of them will HAVE to be gold

People getting their pedals confused happens with frightening regularity. She probably meant to slam the brakes but her foot was over the wrong pedal, and in her panic and confusion failed to understand that the vehicle was accelerating because she was on the wrong pedal. Absolutely a bad driver, obviously, but that doesn’t make it wilful or malicious.

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Take it from a Canadian trucker, bobtailing in a blizzard is NOT a good time.

Staff members to fuck? What did I miss now?

Matt and Steve beat ya to it. I have a jar of this in my fridge, it’s so good.

Circoncision

And I hope Canada does too, I’ve never liked the platform.

Gimme the Rafale or Eurofighter, but I’d settle for the Gripen.

https://youtu.be/jNiKU4-ybBc

One weird truck*

Text message

Blue bubble

I remember watching a show about Canadian fighter pilots as a kid, one of them got the call sign “Blow” because his last name was Jobin.

Good shit. I’d rather this be a global cooperative effort rather than a jingoistic dick-waving contest.

Resist and Bite

Why not both?

Ackshyually, aluminum is a relatively light metal

That’s what good pussy sound like

Is this available anywhere? I absolutely love it