I don’t believe you. You can’t convince me that someone didn’t smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

“I had the most powerful feeling,” he said.

That’s probably just the Pervitin.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Bitch.

I know who my enemies are.

Eat shit, fuck off, and die transphobe.

Just walked by someone one the sidewalk who was carrying a brick and whistling the theme to The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Go fuckin get em my dude.

I think they’re about equivalent. It comes down to context. For instance; I blast cigarettes while I may slam beers.

In the future, a new lock or door knob is about $15. Locks are pretty easy to destroy if you have some tools. A drill is ideal, but I’ve gotten through simple doorknob locks with a hammer and screwdriver before. Anyhow, that sucks and I hope tomorrow is better for you!

This is 100% fed posting. I’m not telling you what I got up my sleeve!

“I have moral armor, it protects me always.”

(It’s never a mannequin)

HELLS YEAH! Thank you too. I’ve been off of like drugs drugs for about two years now. At this point I only do drugs lite ^tm

So glad to hear your off it and hopefully doing better!

A while back I was at a friend’s place and they were like “put on a record!” So I flipped thru what they had and put on Honky Chateau. They proceeded to give me shit for putting on Elton John. BITCH! IT’S YOUR RECORD!

Oh yeah. I could imagine. AFAIK, I only did meth once and it went poorly. Myself and a friend did a ton of MDMA the night before, the next day my buddy’s dealer texts him about having blue molly (there’s no such thing as blue molly). So we’re like , and we laid the whole gram out and started sniffing it up. We thought because we did so much the night before we would have huge tolerances. We did not, because it wasn’t MDMA. So we each did like half a gram of really shitty meth and blue food coloring. I was absolutely sure I was going to die for like an entire 24 hours.

Yeah. I’ve smoked tons of crack. I was on heroin for years before I tried it the first time. Within a month of smoking crack regularly my life was down the fucking tubes. It’s bad shit. Like really really bad shit. I would strongly recommend anyone reading this NEVER EVER try it.

The origin of GMOs trace directly back to Shiro Ishii and Unit 731 (Imperial Japan’s war crime squad). They did a bunch of other weird shit besides poisoning people. Particularly, they developed dawrf species of wheat so they could soak up a shit ton of chem fertilizers without getting too tall and falling over. This is the genesis of modern GMOs, and if we didn’t Paperclip^tm Ishii, things would be very different right now.

This message brought to you by the Monsanto and Unit 731 gang.

Great watch. I never take mine off.