This is Buffalo, NY. Can the pig play defense? The Bills are out a few CBs this weekend…

I don’t think I have voted for the eventual winner in the Democratic primary since Obama in 2008. But the current primary process is broken, and only exists to rubber-stamp the establishment candidate. And remember that in 2008, Obama was not the establishment candidate, his win was not expected. If anything, the party has made the primary process even more of a game since then.

Having said that, though, if Newsom is the primary winner I will hold my nose and vote for him, because he will still be better than any Republican. (And if Trump is still alive by then, we will know that whoever gets the nomination will be in his pocket, anyway).

I would fix the Democratic Party primary process by doing it all in one month. Four weeks in May or June, 12 to 13 states per week, rotating by region. Fuck all these states who think they are special by having “first in the nation” primaries or caucuses, where the one Podunk town with 13 registered voters gets to be in the news every 4 years. Every state is important.

Oh, and do it on Saturday. Let the media cover it like it’s fucking March Madness.

The jury found that the charges were baloney

Even if they have that in Indiana, this clearly shouldnt apply. Simply walking up to a house is not evidence of an invasion, otherwise every Halloween would be target practice.

He and Putin will start their own Friendship Union.

We can call it FU2

That guy got himself out of quite the pickle

Take it easy on the guy, it takes a lot of stamina to be in that room with the President and his full diaper

Donald Trump doesn’t understand

They could have stopped there

But only for Republicans, Democrats actually get to face consequences.

It’s not that being a pedo is OK, it’s that being a Republican is the magic “Get Out Of Jail Free” card. Republican pedos are protected at all costs, Republican racists are just “kids being kids”, Republican insurrectionists are “Political Prisoners”.

It must be really bad if

s/Donald Trump/Bill Clinton/g

couldnt fix it

My quick take is that all that stuff mattered when people had to go out to find other people: to parties, bars, concerts, and other public places. They had to actively attract people to initiate a conversation. Now all those third places are dying, and most couples meet online, which means they have done all the superficial selection stuff already, which changes the game.

Silly Rabbit! Rules are for Liberals!

12,000 members is hyperbole, but Congress should be bigger. They used to increase the size of Congress with every census and reapportionment. But about 100 years ago, they couldn’t agree on how to do it, so they just didn’t. And it has stayed at 435 ever since.

From https://thirty-thousand.org/house-size-why-435/

By keeping the size of Congress fixed, the average population in each district gets higher and higher. But small states still get at least 1 representative! This increases the power of small states (who already get 2 Senators) even further.

Yet another headline I am disappointed to find is a metaphor.

Just look at the Electoral map.

State is Blue? No planes for you!

No, it looks like Erika Kirk is the one under JD Vance lately…

Actually, the drawing is kind of cool. Mamdani should get some t-shirts made…

Steve Bannon? That chucklefuck is part of the problem. He shouldn’t get a pass just because he’s not one of Trump’s besties anymore. If somehow Trump does end up in prison after all, Bannon should be in the next cell over, having to watch all of Trump’s bowel movements through the bars.

likely to throw shade on the opposite party.

Why does this throw shade on the six Democrats who live in Kentucky? The guy is a Republican…