As a centrist I will force femenize myself but I’m going to inject testosterone at the same time as my hormones. My body, recognizing the logic in choosing the sane rational center, will undergo no changes, and I will be the only masc in a world of fems. Imagine my power then.

well we know what these pigs do to kids on epstein island so that position tracks really

me when i’m a tech CEO and i wanna make a few quick dollars on the stock market

“it just kind of dies, like it goes ‘having a job sucks and it stole my drive to continue’ then kills its self out of sheer will. it’s broken so we stopped using it”

that’s okay i guess, i think we were all done being alive anyway

He looks like he would be the chubby best friend comedic relief to the skinny nerd main character

Trump: says he’s gonna do something illegal

Liberals: he can’t do that. It’s illegal. (Smug)

Trump: does it anyway

Liberals: he can’t do that!! It’s illegal!! (Distressed)

Yeah it is almost like that isn’t it

Scientology isn’t pretend. Fucking rube. Do you know how much money I gave them? And you think they’re pretend. Ok. I guess I’m just stupid and give my money to whatever. Ok.

“islam rules America drools”

Maduro sold me a gram of weed for 30 bucks. I knew it was a ripoff but he was hot so I couldn’t say no. He treated me like he knew that.

I guess he gets the baby blood injections right before he goes out so he gets a couple hours of life in him

Lib commentary incoming: there’s a good chance he would have been there since he goes every weekend to golf instead of “doing his job”

So happy Gilmore is allowed to use a hockey stick to play golf but a patriot tries to play using his 2nd amendment and suddenly he’s a terrorist. How can anybody pretend this is anything other than Canadian privilege? I keep trying to tell people Canadians secretly control the world banks and media but nobody wants to listen to what I have to say because I guess I’m just the worst guy on the planet so sorry for being right I guess :/

so citronella sprays work but the candles don’t? or was i mislead and the candles work as well?

so every country has a right to defend themselves against israel since there’s no argument to be made that they’re not gonna be next

they think “business makes money so if the country is run like a business i will make money”

they dont realize only one person at a business makes any money and that money is stolen from the people who actually produce

it seems so obvious lmfao but yeah these people are just mushy brained

“he’s gonna run the country like a business!” been trying to explain to these people for my entire life why that’s a bad thing

transphobes taste bad ):

what if i told you it was the same pilot who flew into the twin towers? would you feel bad for him then?