The thing people always overlook is that some of those names were given to the shapes that were seen thousands of years ago. And since then the position of those stars as we perceive them have changed quite a bit. And if they’ve moved in dissimilar directions, there can be quite a substantial change in the shape we see compared to what they saw. So the older the designation of a constellation is, the more it’s distorted.

Yeah, they gotta be running pretty low on farm boys at this point. Putins gonna wipe out an entire generation of men if he keeps this up. Not good for the long term health of a nation. But I doubt he ever thinks past next month.

He’s a Democrat in the same way today’s GOP is " The Party of Lincoln."

You can realize that he’s a spoiler and still love the fact that he’s siphoning money away from GOP candidates because they’re too stupid yo realize he doesn’t stand a chance. The Kennedy name doesn’t carry the weight it used to, and he’s a far cry from Jack and Bobby.

My brother is a huge Whoopi Golberg fan so we actually saw it opening weekend. Yes, it’s derivative, but just too many bits of hilarity to not live it. And we constantly quote rowan Atkinson’s line to each other. “Eetza Race!!” “I’m weeeeening!”