I don’t know how many times I have seen this picture. And I know it is a small dog. But it still takes some effort every time.

I sing the English version, following Waits’ tone, to my little daughter as a lullaby

Even the American president himself

Can we have an eye transplant from an octopus please? And while we are at it, can we have a couple of tentacles too?

A colleague of mine made a remark on a video call, like when will I put some art on my walls (as they are white and empty)… I think that this one might qualify to fill the white emptiness behind me.

Dieses Sofa ist auch ’n 101% sicheres Verhütungsmittel, wenn du jemanden einlädst, „Film zu gucken“

Absolutely, like she can play a noble in a theater, something happening during the Roaring Twenties

You cant escape your doom.

A penguin

Only if you like it

ducc

I have been on board of one in Le Bourget museum. They are beautiful but very small.

I have never even had a chance to win the birth lottery :(

Salty, actually

Even a home office space in the shadow

Is 5 legs duck asymmetrical, like one side is heavier than another and needs one extra leg there? or all 5 legs are along a central symmetry plane of a 5 legs duck?

Please narrow it down, how many extra wings and legs?

Sometimes I wish it were possible to upvote twice.

I had some colleagues from UK, who talked like that from time to time between themselves. God knows how many cheeky beers we had.

Party pooper