

Why have I bought airpods two months ago? I should’ve just stick bananas in my ears


Why have I bought airpods two months ago? I should’ve just stick bananas in my ears


I need to remember these techniques when I will investigate a cookie crime with my little daughter: who was the perpetrator? Who has eaten all of them? Was it a little girl? The best girl in the world maybe? - so I have to stick with the first question only, otherwise she might accuse herself unintentionally
Talk with them, set the rules, consent is the key.
Treat them with respect and kindness and they won’t be aggressive.

I don’t know what I did in my life to deserve her, but among other things, she is a sound sleeper

With a kid and full time job (home office though), I would need to reduce sleep to get any time for side projects, gym or hobbies. I am not sure it would be wise.
There’s a long goodbye, and it happens every day, when some passerby invites your eye to come his way

My radiating sense of humor and a rope
The last photos they ever took


Not fat, ideal body form, I’d even say: superior
he doesn’t reply to the messages, it seems


I haven’t realized until recently that all this is the work of one man. Not all heroes wear capes, indeed.
You can’t lose weight anywhere in Eastern Europe. Poland isn’t an exception! And if you leave the place, you’ll miss it, and crave for more
Lamb? It is uncle Bartek! How you dare?


Heavy troops


I don’t think it is about luck. People have more hopes and dreams when they are younger. And these movies and stories are also aspirational. You want to become a big-time politician, a federal judge, a tech star, a super hero. And people like to be reminded about that, about dreams and hopes they had for themselves when they were young. And what do you aspire to when you are 40? Not to get fired within twelve months? There is definitely something heroic about it in this economy, but can you make a blockbuster DC movie about that?
Edit: grammar
Amanda Hugandkiss?
Crying in German with lust
This country is obviously in decline, cold tea