He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.

Didn’t know we needed an Albanian minister AI that keeps diverting funds into Adidas sweat pants and Mercedes Benz cars even though it doesn’t have a body.

You hear the distant drums of another tribe as the sun is setting over the north american wasteland. A hooded traveler appears in front of your gates and demands entrance. His name is xXThundercockXx123 and he declares that in the name of DOGE your budget of sticks and rocks is being cut to save costs. Only a few months left to go you think. Only a few months left.

Just got back from asking them. They said they like cash moneys and don’t like blasting themselves.

Posts like this are like a mechanic saying “There is no reason for a manufacturer to force drivers into having a catalytic converter in their own engine”

It’s more along the lines of “There’s no reason for manufacturers to forbid my mechanic from installing a perfectly fine catalytic converter just because said manufacturer doesn’t like it”

Giving manufacturers full control over the software users run will not end well. Why should google tolerate a browser that runs an adblock extension? Currently they do so because the alternative would be losing users to alternatives but if they have all android devices under control and make deals with most of the browser devs (it’s all chromium already and firefox is almost entirely financed by google) then you’ll find yourself forced to watch ads. This is what they’re slowly creeping towards.

No they don’t because they blast it on inflated exec wages.

Wouldn’t even be surprised if vietnamese use scientific methods to test the authenticity of the rhino horn in a lab to then proceed and ignore all scientific evidence that it doesn’t do shit to treat their hangover.

Strangely worded. “Tariff fears” sounds like something uncertain but the tariffs are in effect. They have to pay 15% tariffs right now so they’ll pass part of that on. The 50$ increase doesn’t even cover it.

It must be good though, otherwise TikTok would face mayor backlash if the platform shows more illegal content.

surely

It’s phrased so weirdly. Like he can’t afford a car anymore as a measly millionaire.

I used to play WoW 5v5 arena competitively in 2007. This was way before they went hard on e-sports so it’s not really comparable to today. Just to give you some perspective, the winning team at blizzcon got $25k which meant $5k each which (again, only in case of winning the world championship) would’ve just so covered my travel costs.

Honestly it was terrible. At first I used to play for fun and only accidentally ended up in a top team. Then my team got way too ambitious and it became more of a chore. I told them early on that I had no interest in playing like that but they couldn’t find a replacement so I kept playing with them until I was fully burned out. It was nice being good at something but it ruined the fun of it.

arrive at your hotel in north korea. the facade falls over and reveals a rock mine. turn around to get to the closest airport. it’s also a rock mine. blyat.

It’s usually nonsense. I remember some carbon offsets being a guy owning a forest and essentially selling his inaction as a carbon offset. Give me a million dollars so I don’t chop all those trees down which I totally would’ve done otherwise. It’s just pushing numbers around on a spreadsheet.

In this case I can imagine their calculations being wildly off. How much CO2/methane does a ton of poop actually release? How much CO2 is released to transport that ton and build the facilities that hold it?

Microsoft burying the steaming pile of poop that is teams will be enough to “offset” all their data centers.

It’s not just the left bar but also the entitlement of the others. Recently we had a reduction of parking spots at our workplace. The remaining ones are no longer free but cost a hefty price.

One of my coworkers send an email to all employees with a long rant about this. He said if they’d do this he’d be forced to ride to work on his horse. So this guy has a big ranch outside the city with horses simply as his hobby and he’s upset about having to pay for the space his truck is taking because he considers all of those things his right.

He’s there when you really don’t want him to be but when you want him he’ll be lying in his own vomit on that burger king parking lot.

Step 1: Feed the rich with fancy vertically farmed strawberries till they’re fat and juicy

Step 2: eat the rich.

It’s a simple plan. It’s a good plan.

Keep seeing teachers saying that kids in school can’t read anymore so this seems unnecessary.

If you look a bit closer you’ll see so much AI slop on reddit these days that it’s hard to use. It boggles my noggle that the most obvious AI generated engagement bait gets posted on places like AITA including the classic Chad Jippity dashes and people engage with it.

Chatgpt, pretend you’re an abused woman. Your husband has cut you open and is currently wearing your intestines as a necklace but you’re not sure if you’re overreacting so you ask online. Put all the reddit karma in a bag once you’re done.

Fuck that shit.

Put mercenaries on the list. They get hired to guard some excavation. A chill job the recruiter told them.

Lara overhears them talk about going home to their families as she sneaks up and brutally murders them with her ice axe one by one until the ruins are flooded with blood. It’s all self defense.