Step 1: Feed the rich with fancy vertically farmed strawberries till they’re fat and juicy

Step 2: eat the rich.

It’s a simple plan. It’s a good plan.

Keep seeing teachers saying that kids in school can’t read anymore so this seems unnecessary.

If you look a bit closer you’ll see so much AI slop on reddit these days that it’s hard to use. It boggles my noggle that the most obvious AI generated engagement bait gets posted on places like AITA including the classic Chad Jippity dashes and people engage with it.

Chatgpt, pretend you’re an abused woman. Your husband has cut you open and is currently wearing your intestines as a necklace but you’re not sure if you’re overreacting so you ask online. Put all the reddit karma in a bag once you’re done.

Fuck that shit.

Put mercenaries on the list. They get hired to guard some excavation. A chill job the recruiter told them.

Lara overhears them talk about going home to their families as she sneaks up and brutally murders them with her ice axe one by one until the ruins are flooded with blood. It’s all self defense.

Many short distance flights are business related but as someone who was working in an international corporation I can tell you there’s plenty of business monkeys who fly simply for the prestige of it. They fly to attend meetings that could’ve been an email or a call just so they can pretend they’re hot shit.

Massively disappointing.

Move fast and break things is a motto that works fine when you’re a silicon valley fuckboi talking about shitty apps. Less so when it’s kids that are being broken. Then again it’ll work well for an angry mob going from billionaire door to billionaire door.

Record dryness in my area this spring and the majority is like WHAT A NICE WEATHER WE’RE HAVING! LOVING THIS SUN!

Next gen kids better be learning a new song.

Rain, baby, please come back

forest burning, harvest gone

mass extinction is on track

please we beg you

you have won

It makes sense to a certain degree. Even lawyers are specialized and don’t know all the entirety of the law.

This means that police has to be trained and supervised more because they essentially don’t know what they’re doing.

I mean the comparison used to be Wikipedia vs finding the right literature in a library. Now it’s mostly Wikipedia vs AI that sometimes makes things up including sources. The real degradation happens over time though. People using AI to write papers which then get fed into AI as a source. It already is but will become increasingly hard to verify how reliable the information is that you find.

This all happens in the background of short video clips dominating the engagement of young people. We have students at our school who aren’t even capable of using AI to cheat and they don’t care either. They saw some tiktoks telling them once they’re 18 they can get rich with betting or real estate (despite having no capital) so why do homework? I’d rather they trust wikipedia blindly than what they currently do.

My wife’s eyes rolls are my life elixir.

What was that post I kept seeing about vampires? If you’ve been living for centuries and you’re still broke just walk into the sunlight.

First aid is some random person that did a short class 10 years ago.

Second aid is a doc that studied for years but still doesn’t have all the answers.

Third aid is when you call the dev. They won’t pick up.

inb4 American refugees on mobility scooters are roaming our European streets and complaining about the lack of parking spots

STAY AWAY FROM SAND

Different country, similar politics: we got refugee kids rooting for the far right (full on Nazi) party thinking they’re hating with them.

he doesn’t get us

Really went too far by yelling “it’s a small one!” instead of the customary “oink, oink!”

That headline is giving them too much credit. They merely let kids fight and essentially yelled “CRIPPLE FIGHT! KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!” like Cartman would instead of stopping it when they saw it.

A “ringleader of a child fight club” would need to organize fights and betting, make sure everyone keeps their mouth shut. You know, the basics. You gotta train your champs a bit so you get a good show going. I’m not saying I’m sad about it but as far as child fight clubs go they didn’t really have anything going. If there was a child fight club union they wouldn’t qualify is all I’m saying.

Seriously though fuck those kinds of people.

Would you want to share a wife with other men?

Most instances of middle eastern polygamy have a heavy element of materialism to them. The women mostly agree because it gives them a higher standard of living, not because they like the concept.

People of Sweden have a relatively high living standard as a baseline so when your father’s second wife decided to do this it was like giving up ‘real’ partnership for some fancy hand bags.

Damn, that’s not fair. Boeing were doing their best to make their planes unbuyable with their absolute trash company culture resulting in tons of safety issues. They almost had it on their own and now the trade war madness is stealing their thunder.

It’s like shooting a man that is about to jump off a cliff. Just let them cook. They got this.