only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds
Elvenards
if you take the black rook with the white queen can’t the black king just take your queen? what prevents it
Discord sucks
where is the lie
everything must conform to my grade-school understanding of my own nation’s superiority
spidercommunism
selling out online
selling out
online
Whenever Pikachu’s penis is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “where’s Pikachu’s penis?”
Silent Hillary
the Jessica Ashooh special
who bookmarked a […] site on the refrigerator
why does the fridge need a web browser. Butlerian Jihad now
how are you supposed to extricate this fucking mental cyst
are ya winning, son?
out the other day with a Palestinian flag and an aged boomer asked me “what flag is that, French?” Americans are irredeemably ignorant and some day they will all pay the price for their smug self-satisfaction
ALL MUST LOVE ME, AND DESPAIR