There goes my night.

Better than head cheese. Ewww

Every damn time.

Thoughts and prayers for soon.

I swear these get so much worse every day. Awesome! Thank you.

And you have to sing it… because

Yay! More racists!

Made me laugh hard.

A Russian. Armored. Tractor. The sheer concept. The greatest military power. With their armored tractors. It becomes funnier every time I say it.

No. And these sound like trauma reactions.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! The day is young and the meme train has just begun.

Me first! Smoke bomb!

A million bajillion percent.

Pass the munchies. Here we go!

Just the females? Doesn’t seem equal. Edit: y’all get sarcasm, right?

Thank you for your service. Thank you.

Preach On!

It’s just because they can’t handle how fabulous you are. You have power.

Taught elementary for about 25 years. I can attest to the oddball questions coming from little folks just like him.

Nobody’s standards should be that low. You may need some help my friend.