I put any pics i want to show off in an album.

Swipe to see similar/SWF photos, while the ones I take to track my receding hairline, stay in the chaos bucket that is my photos app.

“I am announcing (on Twitter) that I’m leaving Twitter!?¡ Don’t anyone try and stop me! I mean it! I’m done with this stupid site, barf, ugh, gag, snugh!”

Literally everyone: …

Bartender hands him a water

That’s good to hear about local books. The official app can stream fine, but books tend to freeze and skip when playing an mp3…

Someone else posted something about the price being different based on your user profile/purchase history, so maybe having three logins, they can’t build up a proper profile.

Or they have a “limit 10 per customer” thing?

Edit: Guy above me posted that it was a sign-up-and-get-free-nuggets kinda thing…

Oh fuck you JavaScript-link-handling.

Middle clicks link

Opens new blank tab…

Last time i hit a reddit link on vpn, it told me to sign in/create an account…

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

Maybe they (the city) are dumping debris in the parking lot until it can be sorted for reclaim/recycle/landfill?

IDK, I’m talking out my ass…

Jesus, I’ve never seen this show, but I could still hear her damn voice. #CaptainJanesTheWay

Remember the Duracell ad?

https://youtu.be/hGCv7RzEwR8?si=aUQV4jMZbXa5RBh4

Or schools expeling you for truancy…

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can’t hear it, lol.

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it’s a coward move.

But some of us didn’t get parents, so conflict resolution was always “I’m the parent and i didn’t remember asking you a fucking question!?” (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we “win” by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone…

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me…

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I’ve never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don’t count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I’m to be put to death because I’m gay. Fights over, decency lost.

Suicide rate about to chime in.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon “trails”.

I don’t need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon…

Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…

Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad