No no, I’m sure they’ll pay their parking fee any day now.

Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

I’ve never smoked in my life, yet every few years I have a dream where I’m sucking on a cigarette enthusiastically, all while being horrified that I’m enjoying it so much.

Precisely. A golf cart is more genuinely a car.

Only if I use the mint soap.

If that’s a “real car” then my left testicle is a genuine mild Italian meatball.

I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.

You mean Tim Hortons is South Canada owned.

I have to ask, what’s this based on? What media am I missing?

This would be a fine 4th law.

Just got mine a few weeks ago, after my 5T finally started using most of its battery during a normal day. Got a solid 7 years out of it. So far the 13 is solid, and I’m looking forward to the next 5-7 years with it.

So far the most battery I’ve used is 50% in one day, and that’s only charging it up to 80%. I could probably make it last over 2 days if I needed to.

Wait, you’re supposed to organize your spare cables??

Harder, daddy.

My balloon catheter begs to differ.

I offer free second opinions. 😅

As a Canadian, I’d like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

Like any part of the current administration would care about stepping in wet paint.

Damn, not for Canada.

This picture is the most convincing evidence that Zuck is actually human. I wonder if he’s been practicing.