Can you explain this 20 year gap in your resume?

Well it all began when big smoke came to my house and told me to sell his weed on the streets.

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After a while I was organzing the whole drug distribution of the town.

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Because I always thought working in the porn industry is fun I used my contacts to get a job there too.

It was a bit difficult to get the whole drug job and beeing a porn actor done, but I managed.

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So after breaking out of prison and changing my name I came here to this job Interview.