This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.
Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don’t want to ruin the mood but I also don’t want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I’m average sized.)
If asked, likely it’s that they want access?
I’d just be truthful
There’s no right answer.
So many dudes lie about having a big dick that no woman will ever believe any man that tells them they do.
If you tell them no they’ll probably believe you.
The correct answer is some kind of coy flirty response like “play your cards right and you’ll find out”.
Tell her she’s gonna have to find that out for herself
You tell them “it’s not 12” but it smells like a foot" and then get ready to fight them off with a stick.
Alright, I’m going with this.
I cannot imagine asking a guy his size. That is rude as heck.
If you have to answer “big enough” or “haven’t had any complaints” seems reasonable though honestly I’m having trouble putting myself into the mindset of someone who would inquire.
Who are these people asking these questions? Im so out of touch
Tinder and night club people.
Aka red flag peoples
“Big enough to fill most” then after say “we’re talking about shoes right?”
Flirty answer followed by real answer if actually pressed. It’s not like it’s something you reasonably have control over anyway (I don’t consider lengthening surgery reasonable, though more power to anyone that does, it ain’t my body), outside of maybe some small gains if losing weight in your pelvis area or improving your general cardiovascular health.
Not gonna come out here and say size is totally irrelevant, but there’s lots of ways to have great sex without going around bruising women’s cervixes.
I’d be honest all the way. If my member is small, I’d tell her that. If it’s big… I’d tell her that. It doesn’t matter to me, as lying just gets anyone nowhere.
never ask a woman her age or weight.
never ask a man his penis size.
if someone asks you how big you are tell them, “big enough to ruin your night”. could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.
if she continues to ask, tell her “you could find out yourself if you’re inclined.” then offer to go somewhere.
Saw this happen at a party once, dude said its the best clit rubber you’ll ever experience with confidence of a God. Everyone laughed.
If you answer with anything other than some variation of “why don’t you find out for yourself?” You’re going to blow your chances.
Alohomora
chastity belt plops out
Yeah, this seems like inexperienced people for playing via text, and I don’t mean that as a shot at either. Gotta get experience sometime. Definitely worth making a joke about it, but maybe after the fact.
this is the way.
‘you’ll get used it it’
Works either way lol
your mum joke
Your mum didn’t have any complaints.
“You won’t care after I’ve first finished you off with my tongue talents”
