This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.
Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don’t want to ruin the mood but I also don’t want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I’m average sized.)
Oh man I find all women complaint and its always the same. Oh god I can’t take it. Your going to split me in two. yada yada. Don’t any of them have anything original to say?