If I can throw a bag over his head, maybe? And would he wear a cardboard tail?
… Okay, no, he’s not attractive, he’s just close enough to a SyFy Killer Croc knockoff to maybe scratch the impossible itch, but if he didn’t have the arm scales, I’d have no interest.
If I can throw a bag over his head, maybe? And would he wear a cardboard tail?
… Okay, no, he’s not attractive, he’s just close enough to a SyFy Killer Croc knockoff to maybe scratch the impossible itch, but if he didn’t have the arm scales, I’d have no interest.