Robert has the same shit.
Do you keep it formal and stay Robert? Do you embrace your inner old guy and go by Bob? What about Rob or Robb? Maybe you’re Robbie, Robby, or Bobby. Maybe you’re clinically insane and go by Bobert.
Or Bert

I know someone who fits this perfectly. They are currently Robert. They did not appreciate me sending them that. I do appreciate you posting it. Thank you so much.

I got this reference.
“Baby steps… baby steps… baby steps…”
Baby back baby back baby back
I want my…
Gimme gimme gimme I need I need
Are you talking about Boob … I mean Bob
Jimmy when you’re a kid, Jim when you get older. Probably James at work for people who don’t know you but Jim for those who do… Jimbo when you’re drunk. Jamie after your sex change operation.
I’m a James! The third to be precise. My gramps went by Jack, and my dad by James, so I had to go by Jimmy. I still own it to this day. Other fun nicknames I’m occasionally called are Jimbo, Jymbo, Jambers, Jimboree, Jimbob, JimJam, Jombers, Jimothy, and Jammy. It’s fun having a nickname as the name I go by! Nowhere on my documents does it say “Jimmy” but that’s what everyone calls me.
Jimthew.
Jimothy
Jimitri it is.
Jimidan Milošević
Jimberly, of course
Jobert
Jimjam
Jomathan
Jimhariah
Jimthaniel
Jimothy

You think that shit is hard, consider anyone named “Richard”
Last night I was talking to my partner about the name “Bart”, like saying “dude imagine fuckin a dude named Bart and you gotta say like ‘oh yeah just like that BART’” and we both cracked up
My partner brought up the full name “Bartholomew” and I said “no fuckin way I’m not going by ‘Mew’” and they cracked up
Christ, imagine if you had a friend named Bartholomew as well.
Which one of you is Mewtoo?
Barty in the streets, god in the sheets.
Bang Bang Bart
I’m more of a Tholo
Go chaotic evil and deliberately choose tricky dick
Sir Richard Douglas Somerville Head, 6th Baronet (born 1951), of the Head baronets
I actually know a Jimothy. Couldn’t decide between jimmy and timothy for his western name when coming to the US after the end of Vietnam war
I have a life sized goblin statue in the window of my shop named Jimothy.
This is why they should just go by their middle name, Tiberius.
Never realized Jimmy was a nickname for James.
I’ve never heard of “Jamie” being a nickname for James. It makes sense, and maybe I’ve just missed it all these years? My best friend in the third grade was named Jamie, he’s the only one I’ve known. I’ve known several guys named James.
Yep, a simple search confirms that “Jamie” is a diminutive form of James. TIL.
Uncle named James, Mom calls him Jamie. Can confirm.
Jimothy Christmas
Y’all, this works like a class system. James is your magic user, Jim is an all round fighter, Jimmy is your rogue, Jamie your cleric, and Jimbo is your barbarian. Luckily, they can change classes depending on the situation, so it’s not set in stone.
Jimjim and jimbobway are also options
Por que no los Todos
Cuz you can’t put em all on your gravestone.
Small enough font? Big enough gravestone?
Here lies James Jimmy Jimmothy Jamey Jimbo Jarmer. Beloved by all who called him things.















