Fun fact! This stat block predates the birth of the child in the post!
This is a real stat block? The “it’s” typo feels sus.
It’s not official, but why does that matter?
I would homebrew this as the result of a failed attempt to create a Dracolich/Drow combo. Find it restrained in a dungeon “lab”, long abandoned, but still alive because it’s undead.
That creature looks uncomfortable. Also, it’s been a while since I did anything D&D — aren’t those stats buffed a whole lot?
A Google search (ai response, so take it with a grain of salt) suggested a 5 person party could take a dragon with 136 hp and 18 a at levels 8-9 comfortably. 7-8 would be hard, 5-6 would be very difficult but possible. Depends on the DM too.
Note I don’t play much 5e, and my experience in TTRPGs outside a few single session stuff is mostly one Pathfinder 2e campaign currently at level 6.
It sorta looks like somebody kitbashed a new mini and had to invent a stat block for it.
When I have print failures, I try to kitbash failed pieces together into monstrosities. I totally believe this.
Lovecraft: “Write that down, write that down!”
Horrible.
Whoever raised his kid is doing it right.
Brb making a char sheet of this for my bestiary
Jesus fuck
Thanks, I hate it
There’s too many of these “that happened” posts featuring a child playing a tabletop. They would just be unfunny nonsense if it weren’t framed as something a child actually said.
I get the sentiment generally, but that’s exactly how my five year old nephew talks (if I were to edit for brevity, which I appreciate in the relaying of anecdotes about five year olds, lol)
RedWyrm is especially notorious for that. Their child also doesn’t age correctly.
Kid knows what they’re doing.
well fuck… i’m not gonna sleep tonight.
That would actually make someone in my table pass out, not even joking
Spider dragonborn or dragon spiderborn?
See, when a spider and a dragon love each other very very much…
That’s what the old half-dragon template was for.
5 years old and already an understudy of Satan!
Spider Dragonborn Sorcerer; It’s Spider-Man but with Fireball.
This is awesome!
