Have you tried: not
If you’re homeless just buy a house.
“Is the stress of late-stage capitalism making you unproductive? Here are some ways to improve your efficiency without questioning the underlying logic of the system.”
“Here is what you can subscribe to to feel better while making us money.”
Have you tried turning off and on, yourself?
Well turning off worked, but 27 minutes later the emergency services turned me back on.
Yeah, I keep turning myself on. Helps for a few minutes, but then I’m stressed even more about the mess!
- Why are you wasting time stressing about that? Here is a list of things that you should be stressed about…
- Keep It Up And I’ll Give You Something to Stress About?
Oh my god, the good ol’ stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.
I love X-Men so much.
Psychologists HATE this one simple trick…
I mean, depending on the situation, and this is much harder for neurodivergents, that’s not the worst advice.
Chances are you’re making a much bigger deal about the situation than it realistically is. The consequences for failing to meet expectations are probably not as bad as you’re imagining. Taking a step back to look at the situation holistically can sometimes break you out of the spiral
Yes, or accepting that you are gonna fail, that it may be uncomfortable, and realising that life will go on, or that it doesn’t matter that much anyways.
“Here’s some good advice to help you in hard times”
Lemmy: no, you don’t understand, this spilled milk is the worst thing that has literally happened to anyone, and it’s all because of CAPITALISM!!!
Needs more Linux and Star Trek.
Dr Xand Van Telleken, AI
- Draw the rest of the fucking owl
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck
I do that now with the aid of medication.
gotta say, not giving a fuck feels great.
I used to put in 12-16 hours of work a day. now I’m averaging 3-6 a week.
it’s fucking amazing.
are you depressed? just stop being sad!
gay.
