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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

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"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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  • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    “Women, back to kitchen”

    Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can’t even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household?

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      Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL.

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      you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression.

      *I grew up similarly to you

      • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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        God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom’s cooking… that’s a fate worse than death.

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          He’s the type to pray before meals … because his mom cooks them.

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