• doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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          1 year ago

          That must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.

          “So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem.”

          “Did I? What was it?”

          “We don’t know.”

          “So what do we do now.”

          “First, I’m interviewing you about the thing.”

          “Thing?”

          “Yes, the thing.”

          “What thing?”

          “The thing you can’t seem to remember.”

          “Wait, hang on, I’m so confused, what are you here about?”

          “So… you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem…”

          “Did I? What was it?”

          “[sigh] Hi, I’m from the Memetics Department. I’m going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don’t mind if I search through everything?”