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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

When they get the bill too

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When they get the bill too

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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Cross-posted from “When they get the bill too” by @Lydia_K@lemmy.world in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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    Chances are it’ll look like this. Enjoy the roasts!

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    Especially if he charges them well

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    He does seem well grounded, though

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      A little short, maybe.

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        But ohm my god, he’s amped.

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    What color is a green ground screw?

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    Wire you blowing a fuse ?

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    Order of operations here is a bit off.

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    I’m sure they’ll be fired up.

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