He’s eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    14·
    6 hours ago

    My work has guys who have really high toxic masculinity. Off the top of my head, some of the things they complain about not being man enough are: umbrellas, gluten free, and mushrooms

    • feddylemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      3 hours ago

      The umbrella one always cracks me up. Lookin at these wet fools in the rain when I’m nice and dry. Such a strange hill to die on.

    • JigglySackles@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      3 hours ago

      I can hear the mongoloids now…

      Hurr hurr, mushroom looks like dick. U ghey.

      Glad I left the presence of that insufferable bullshit when I left high school. That really sucks you have to listen to that garbage

    • hardcoreufo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      4 hours ago

      Yup, got em here too. We get provided either lanyards or extendable clips for our badges at work. Overheard a group of contractors saying wearing the clips made you gay. Its the dumbest shit I’ve heard. How can wearing an ID badge be anything?

      Wearing the clip on your pants makes way more sense since the badge readers are all at waist height.

    • HeuristicAlgorithm9@feddit.ukEnglish
      4·
      5 hours ago

      I can understand (NOT AGREE) how umbrellas and gluten free fit into their twisted view on what is ‘manly’; using external sources to cope with difficulties. But mushrooms? The fuck? Just man up and eat them, they’re delicious shakemysmheadmh