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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

FAWK BAHD! PUT THAT DART OUT!

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FAWK BAHD! PUT THAT DART OUT!

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    David Mitchell gave up comedy TV for the refinery life?

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      He’s such a liar

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    great fun in hospital oxygen tents

  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I work in an oil refinery

    Not for long!

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    People are going to think he smokes if he keeps it up! LOL! What an absolute goof! Thanks for sharing!

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    But there’s got to be the “Hey can you pass me One” guy

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    Adding addtional stress on top of an already stressfull enviroment for your own personal amusement is a dick move.

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      Working in oil tends to inherently select for people who don’t care at all about other people. If they did they wouldn’t make a career out of destroying the earth for every future human.

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        While there are many such people, there are also many workers who are just as exploited by capitalism as you, and are just getting by, or work for a company that does work for oil companies from time to time and you don’t get to choose what projects you’re on.

        As with most things, it’s capitalism that needs to end in order to have much chance of mitigating climate catastrophe.

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        I currently work in a shitty industry that argubly causes considerable social harm, the main reason being I need a job as do all my colleagues. Hate the game not the player.

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          Nah I left immoral work and live in poverty…but at least I’m clean and honest

          • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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            Hope nothing bad happens to you to where you wish you had money and agency.

          • Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I enjoy affording a place to live ¯\(ツ)/¯

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        Pious much?

        My point: hope you never use transportation or have to use plastic. We’re all in this together.

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    That’d get you fired afaik.

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      A friend of a friend worked at a plant where someone got fired for riding around on the provided bicycles with no hands and crashed.

      Shit like this would also most certainly get you fired at any plant.

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      If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I’m sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not

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        At an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.

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          We still have OSHA?

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            Until new year at least

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              But if we get rid of OSHA, what’s Mike Rowe going to hold for laughter and applause for after he says “ocean?”

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                The tide goes in the tide goes out you can’t explain it

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                  Yes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.

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          This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.

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          Something something BP oil spill

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          They might fuck around a little bit.

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        Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on “anything that is, or appears to be” (a cigarette).

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          If that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?

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            Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.

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          Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn’t get they are fake and uses a real one.

          Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there’s no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.

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    Just start feeding him the right, left, like bahmp, bahmp, ya had enough yet?

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    I like this guy.

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    Can’t smoke a dart in there bud

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    Randall??

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