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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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    I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    … Uhm…

    … Nvm…

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.

    For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.

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      Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.

  • BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world
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    Aight which one is the month?

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      The 25. You haven’t heard of Vigintiquinquember?

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        Actually, because of Caesar and Augustus adding months, the 25th month is only Vigintitrisember

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        Of course! How could I forget ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious “Metric system.”

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

  • Ikaros Alpha@cyberplace.social
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    @ickplant Except they started counting about 4 years late… so it’s 25/25/29 in fact… (we know exactly when king Herod died).

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    At first I was like… hmm, what about… but then I was like… my god…

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    Whoa!

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Unless we change to a new time system again

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    Can someone explain this? I read every comment and still don’t get it

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      It’s a shitpost. There’s no way it can happen. December is always the 12th month, not the 25th.

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        Also if it wasn’t, it would have happened in the year 25 and 1025, and would happen in 3025, 4025 and so on.

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          You’re making it worse :)

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    We are on the 25th month?

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      They’re talking about 25 january 2027

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        Ah yes, OrthodoxOrthodox Christmas

        • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Or Ultra Orthodox

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            Orthoducks is my new brand of bird themed footwear.

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              Don’t know I read this as though it meant brand of shoes made for birds.

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            Ultra Mega Hyper Orthodox

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      lousy smarvember weather

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      It feels like there have been 25 months this year.

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    ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

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      Vigintitrember

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        VentiLatteMochamember

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          As long as that’s in a bear shaped glass container, I’ll have one.

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    Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

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      That falls on the 69th day of the 420th month, so it’s a special case.

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      I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It’ll be like September 3rd, 1752.

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          Damn, I had to do some actual research to get that one. Worth it. I chuckled quietly through my nose.

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          Dude… Too soon.

      • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

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          And human future before it happens, which is now!

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        That’s being optimistic.

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      It says “for the first time”

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        “will never happen again.”

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    Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

    • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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      No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

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        No, it only feels that way.

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      Today is Sunday, March 2093rd, 2020.

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