I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second
… Uhm…
… Nvm…
Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.
For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.
Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.
Aight which one is the month?
The 25. You haven’t heard of Vigintiquinquember?
Of course! How could I forget ¯\(°_o)/¯
This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious “Metric system.”
Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

@ickplant Except they started counting about 4 years late… so it’s 25/25/29 in fact… (we know exactly when king Herod died).
At first I was like… hmm, what about… but then I was like… my god…
Whoa!
Unless we change to a new time system again
Can someone explain this? I read every comment and still don’t get it
It’s a shitpost. There’s no way it can happen. December is always the 12th month, not the 25th.
Also if it wasn’t, it would have happened in the year 25 and 1025, and would happen in 3025, 4025 and so on.
You’re making it worse :)
We are on the 25th month?
They’re talking about 25 january 2027
Ah yes, OrthodoxOrthodox Christmas
Or Ultra Orthodox
Orthoducks is my new brand of bird themed footwear.
Don’t know I read this as though it meant brand of shoes made for birds.
Ultra Mega Hyper Orthodox
lousy smarvember weather
It feels like there have been 25 months this year.
ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember
Vigintitrember
VentiLatteMochamember
As long as that’s in a bear shaped glass container, I’ll have one.
Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?
That falls on the 69th day of the 420th month, so it’s a special case.
I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.
It’ll be like September 3rd, 1752.
Damn, I had to do some actual research to get that one. Worth it. I chuckled quietly through my nose.
Dude… Too soon.
Because it will be human present when it happens, right?
And human future before it happens, which is now!
That’s being optimistic.
It says “for the first time”
“will never happen again.”
Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.
No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.
No, it only feels that way.
Today is Sunday, March 2093rd, 2020.









